Codiak: This ain't my first homo rodeo

Yeah buddy, blow that conch!

You might be saying: "Codi! Dude! What's with all the sound and movement? Tone it down, boy!" Then again you might be asking how I did it, or even why. I wanted to check out that "Profile HTML" feature and help others that might want to use it. You've got 4 sections that you can fill in with HTML code and build little mini webpages on your profile.

I did the animation by uploading animated gif's to my hosting site and linking to them, since Harley's site doesn't support animated gif's. You could also link to something you find out on the web, but be careful not to make the width of your content wider than about 300 pixels or you won't be able to access the stuff on the top right part of your profile.

While digging around on my computer for some sounds for another project, I found that "Room full of homosexuals" soundbite. It cracks me up every time I hear it. It was from my old IRC days when we used to swap wav files and make them play on each other's computers at appropriate or inappropriate times, such as the time someone played Minnie Pearl's "HOOOOWWWWDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!" in the middle of the night, when I was, um, messing around on the internet. I don't think I ever got that chair clean.

I hope you like the sports pics. I know they're not "rodeo-esque" but there's something about hot, buff, masculine, testosterone filled, jocks getting physical with each other. I mean, come on, you know at least a few of those guys have to be admiring each other in the locker rooms and I'll bet more than one or two "straight" jocks have had to turn the water temp down a bit and face the wall while showering after the big game. BTW, if anyone knows of any major league sports teams looking for a towel boy, let me know. Hell, I'd consider minor league too. Especially rugby, those blokes seem to be especially uninhibited.

Oh and the Brokeback Mountain pic? That hangs on the wall in our bedroom. For Christmas a couple years ago, I surprised Harley by commissioning a guy named Rick Chris to paint it. There was a lot of sneaking around before Christmas and when he was done, he scanned it and sent it to me for my approval. I approved! and Harley loved it! It's great when you find just the right Christmas present.

If you'd like any help setting up your own Profile HTML code, just let me know, I'll be glad to tell you what I know.

CYA at the rodeos!

And if you want to make lots of new friends at the rodeo, I recommend:

PS - Since you made it this far, enjoy this ride off into the sunset.